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Lobster Pussy is a extremly red pussy that is also infested with crabs. The crabs are so big her pussy resembles a LOBSTER. Extremly Red and with Giant Pinchers. This is usually caused by extreme amounts of tanning and a perfect home for crabs (Ladys please pick through ur pumpkin patch so no self respecting man will have to deal with ur nasty lobster pussy.
Adam: That girl was hagerd as fuck
Drew: Ya I bet she had some of that nasty lobster pussy.
by Andrew Stark, Adam Ruppert April 03, 2006
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Lobster pussy is when a woman hasn't cleaned her pussy therefor smells like a lobster
Daniel - " take off your panties "
Samantha - * takes of panties *
Daniel -" oh fuck! You have ' lobster pussy '! "
by Dragyourballsonmyface101 May 03, 2017
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