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The alternative to oyster cards. Can be adapted using marker pen. Put an L at the front of oyster then turn the Y into a B. Because lobsters are way more tough than oysters.
"Can you please top up my lobster card"
"lobster??"
"Yes, lobster you cocktease"
by LewManchu August 10, 2006
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