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a large, sluggish limp penis
I was angry at him, so I referred to him having a lobcock
by samalama_dingdong4 February 10, 2007
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When a female is "going downtown" on a male, you distract her. As she looks away, you slap her in the face with your manhood, while shouting "Lobcock!"
My boyfriend totally gave me a lobcock last night !
by Lobcock Fan June 03, 2009
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The act of giving dome in a hotel lobby.
Matt is a lobcocker.
Give me lobcock bitch.
by Carobad April 05, 2010
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