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18. lob
The condition of a penis before it becomes fully erect. Usually found after a warm shower, during episodes of Baywatch and desired before public displays of nudity (i.e. urination).
In conversation - " I freed my lazy lob and thrapped her around the face".
1. lob
Often used to mean "throw", particularly refers to heavy objects.
"I need some help to lob this broken chair into the skip."
"lobbing a large stone"
2. LOB
UK Police abbreviation meaning 'Load Of Bollocks' which can be used in front of the public without causing offence.
"Cancel that back up, this pub fight is an LOB"
3. lob
romany/traveller/wideboy slang word for useless idiot
you,re getting on my nerves piss of you lob
4. Lob
When someone says they love you in a affectionate and dopey way
Bob - babes i lob you
Billyann - i lob you too
Bob - fo sho mofo
Billyann - skeenage
Bob - come we mash
Billyann - aight den
Bob - come we go my gash!
5. Lob
A term coined by in-style magazine for a long bob.

The abbreviation for the hairstyle the long bob.
"Did you see Jennifer anistons new lob in the new style magazine??"
"Ya it looks so good I have been thinking about cutting my hair and getting a lob."
6. lob
Abbreviation: Lack of Boner. Made famous my comedian Jeff Dunham
Achmed was very sad that all he was getting for Christmas was lob
7. lob
A combination of the two following meanings:
1. To throw an object with the intention for it to stay mid air for some time. To toss.
2. To love in an unconditional friendly manner.

This is a term that one only uses in the first person.
"I lob you over a fence!"
"I lob you like a midget into a fireplace!"
"I lob that show! I lob it like a bad rifle spinner."
"I lob you approximately 25 yards."
"I lob you like woah."
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