Hardly anyone plays LOAP now since:
1. Most people who can host love to be GOD.
2. Roleplaying (what the game was intended for) is apparently for stupid n00bs.
3. Cops go corrupt and capture and kill people.
4. B.Net is cluttered with so many fucked up versions, hardly anyone can play a good one.
However, some mapmakers have brought us awesome LOAPs like "LOAP: Custom" and even one supergenious made "LOAP". Just plain "LOAP" with some new charecters and balanced power.
*The first thing you see: "LOAP GOD OF HELLFIRE!!!111"
*You join and shout "NOOB" then leave happily*
Life of a Peasant (loap) Poop factory
Life of a Peasant (loap) Pimp
LOAP is a condition that mainly affects males over 18 years of age, who have had their initial experience of Asian pussy. The most common cure is sex with an Asian woman. Any asian woman will do for the job. The woman ca,n in theory, be from many countries,
Burma, India, Russia, Kazakhstan, Cambodia, and many more. However, the most effective cure comes from the women of South Korea, China, The Philippines, and Thailand. An Independent study recently found that Korean Pussy will cure Loap more effectivley than any other type. However, the same study also found the effects of Korean pussy will wear off very quickly, and can cause LOAP relapse.