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Someone who knowingly takes too long to do something.
"Wow Rob, hurry up you loaf"
by Clearly Me September 24, 2009
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when a fat cat sits laying on it's stomach with it's paws tucked under them-they look like a loaf of bread

a lazy person who sits around all day on their couch
i.e Lady cat you're loafing!

i.e What are you doing today?

Ehh I think I'm just gonna loaf today in the apartment
by Loaferdoodle June 05, 2009
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A turd.(Esp. an elongated turd with a tapered end)
by harry flashman July 14, 2003
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Short for "Loaf of Bread", which is Cockney rhyming slang for "Head".
Loaf of bread? Head..See?
"Use your loaf!" Translates as: Think about it!" "Use your head!" "Don't be stupid!"
by Agent Smith May 24, 2003
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This is another word for chill, or relax. The most awesome fucking synonym for those words you will ever hear. It will make you wanna LOAF.
Person 1- Sup dude, you never texted me back the other day.

Person 2- Sorry man, I was too busy loafin!
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A silly person who is often really happy all the time for no apparent reason. They are also weird and do weird stuff.
TheBaz: She is such a loaf, everything she does is pretty loafy
Dasmien: Did you hear she soiled herself on stage?
TheBaz: Yeah that's pretty loafy. There's some pictures of her looking loafy, too
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Ghetto way of saying "failing/failure" or "being lazy" for no specific reason
Person 1-HEY. WHERE WERE YOU ALL DAY? STOP LOAFIN'.
Person 2-Sorry, I was sitting at home all day.
by Dark3n_angel October 19, 2009
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