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When one defecates into a glass display case containing precious metals or gemstones. When the Loaf rolls down into the case and comes to rest, jewelry sticks to, resulting in Loaf Bedazzlement.
"Wow, Keith took a dump in that case of diamonds. I didn't know he was into Loaf Bedazzlement!"
by Misterpowercups March 17, 2010
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