Lunchbox Friends

A lunchbox friend is someone you only talk to at school and never hang out anywhere else.
They usually talk about gossip and people who they want to fuck and talk behind your back.

They’re fake and probably only hang out with you for clout or just because you pose a threat towards them.

“I don’t want no lunchbox friends no oh” ~ Melanie Martinez

Lunchbox Friends by BamBamfordinner September 6, 2019

Lunchbox friend

1. A person you are only friends with at school, or barley hang out with outside of school.

2. Can also be a fake friend that doesnt want to hangout with you.

Jamie is such a lunchbox friend. We never hang out outside of class.

Lunchbox friend by Reallifesucks June 26, 2019

Lunchbox Letdown 

A frustrating situation when after feeding a guy booze and listening to him talk about himself all night at the bar, you get him home and as you take off his pants you're dissapointed to find that he has a teeny tiny penis.

Steve: "I thought I'd picked up a good fuck for the night then I suffered Lunchbox Letdown."

Kyle: "I hate that!"

Steve: "It was tiny AND crooked, fucksakes."

Lunchbox Letdown by jdiddy77 February 6, 2012

Golden Lunchbox 

When you role play being kids at lunch, nut in a sandwich and as she eats it you hit her with a lunchbox.

Me and Kyle's mom did the Golden Lunchbox last night.

Golden Lunchbox by Blumbo November 3, 2020

swedish lunchbox 

a suitcase, according to Abe Simpson

Abe: Back then, suitcases were called swedish lunchboxes, of course no one knew about it but me.

swedish lunchbox by benny_s94 January 11, 2009

Cleaning out the lunchbox 

Slang to describe female masturbation

When Ki-Ki caught the girl cleaning out the lunchbox, he giggled and ran away

Cleaning out the lunchbox by MSB33 December 24, 2008

Fuck me sideways with a lunchbox 

Used to describe a situation where you are underappreciated. Not given the credit you deserve.

In shock due to utter disrespect.

" man you didnt do to well that time"
"Well fuck me sideways with a lunchbox, i made it to the last level man."

"Finally, I would like to comment on an unlikely topic, my pass coverage ratings. I see that I am a better at man-to-man coverage (31) than zone (21). Fuck me sideways with a lunchbox. Where did these scores even come from?" -- Ethan Albright to John Madden regarding him beong the lowest rated player in madden.

Fuck me sideways with a lunchbox by kws53 May 13, 2011