lamping 

When you relax at home, generally by yourself and normally in your underwear.

I was lamping at home this morning.

lamping by Plata O_Plomo December 8, 2017

Lizard Lamping

Also known as tanning Lizard Lamping is the act of putting yourself under fake sunlight and obtaining an orange like glow. Lizard Lamping can be quite expensive and addictive.

Jeremy: "You looks awfully orange today"
Alyssa: "Yea, I have been lizard lamping"

Jeremy: "Are you going out tonight?"
Caitlin: "No, I cant. I spent all my money on the lizard lamp"

Lizard Lamping by Tan and Happy April 26, 2011

cold lamping 

Hanging out/chilling. Pioneered by Hip-Hop legend Flava Flav, of Public Enemy, who encouraged us all to start cold lamping with him.

Let's go cold lamping with Flava Flav!

cold lamping by Robert Nugent June 19, 2003

Limping Off

Reaching climax when fapping but never actually getting hard; Whacking off with a limp dick

It was a total suprise when I jizzed from limping off to scat porn!

Limping Off by Frankie Puscher November 27, 2012

sargeant lumpington

a guy who is really cool

that gangster looks like sargeant lumpington

sargeant lumpington by j-rob mad fresh April 10, 2010

limping pirate 

When doing a chick from behind and about to bust a nut the male "pulls out" and spits on the womans back. When she turns around, blow your load in her eye. When she gets up all pissed off punch her in the leg causing her to limp while holding her eye.

Sheeet dawg, was laying that chick out... when i gaver her a limpin pirate awww sheeeet.

limping pirate by Rylon September 16, 2004

lumping

(Gerund): sitting around not making good use of the oxygen you are breathing. Generally accompanied by mindless viewing of the glowing picture box and intermittent loss of consciousness.

After the football game, we enjoyed lumping on the couch.

lumping by Lampy September 16, 2005