Laughing my non-existent penis off.
Instead of "laughing my ass off"
It's for girls.
Guys: "Laughing my penis off"
Or dick.
Your choice.
Tom: Dude, can't talk right now, I have to rub my mom's feet.

Jenny: LMNEPO!!!

Tom: o.o I'm serious.

Jenny: .... Holy hell.

Tom: ....
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