The Lmaonade was invented by Dr. Lahtinen in Summer of 2007. It is currently one of the only cures of cancer, and can be used on certain occasions to own up some n00bs. Use the Lmaonade with extreme caution, as use of the Lmaonade may result in Burns, Rashes, Runny Nose, Nausea, Loss of Body Parts, and in some cases, Death. The Lmaonade should not be taken with any kinds of explosives or gunpowders, or any other medicines might result in premature explosion of the Lmaonade. Ask your doctor if the Lmaonade is right for you.
"Sir, I'm sorry to say this, but you have cancer." "But there is a cure. The Lmaonade"