Lloyd Webber's Law Of Temporal Positioning 

A Law of the Theatre

This law states that "people who arrive earliest are always those with seats on the end of a row.  People who arrive latest are always those with seats in the middle."

A related law is Mackintosh's Corollary

When you arrive late, and you're sat bang in the middle of a block of seats.

Lloyd Webber's Law Of Temporal Positioning by Sairin January 6, 2005

Andrew Lloyd Webber 

A well known composer who has composed the scores for many Broadway musicals such as: Phantom of the opera, Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat, Cats, Evita, and many others.

Phan 1: "Hey, what do you think of Andrew Lloyd Webber?"
Phan 2: "OMG he rox!"

Andrew Lloyd Webber by PhantomPhan December 30, 2005

Andrew Lloyd Webber 

Ugliest composer on Earth!

"Andrew Lloyd Webber, you're filthy rich.
Pay to get your face rectified or wear a paper bag over your head!"

Andrew Lloyd Webber by ChooseRedBull May 17, 2010

Andrew Lloyd Webber 

The most kick-ass composer ever.

Andrew Lloyd Webber composed the scores for many musicals!

Andrew Lloyd Webber by Kendikins August 23, 2005

Andrew Lloyd Webber 

The WORST composer ever. His tunes are simple and repetitive and very bad.

"So, have you heard about that new Andrew Lloyd Webber musical"
"Yeah, supposedly it's really bad."
"What else is new."

Andrew Lloyd Webber by musicaltheaterfan October 12, 2005

Andrew Lloyd Webber 

Composer.His music is creepy. Andrew Lloyd Webber is creepy.
Also, he looks crazy. See: paedophile

"Holy shit, Andrew Lloyd Webber is creepy"
"I know! He so totally molested my son"
"Dude, that's wrong"
"Yuh I know, what a creep"

Andrew Lloyd Webber by Faux-faux May 16, 2006