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(v.) To ride a llama in the manner that is the equivalent of flying on said llama's back down a glorious mountain side whilst showering in the tears of one's enemies and sipping from a golden goblet filled with the laughter of children. Awesome person: Sloane and I are going llampitoing tomorrow over Zimbabwe.
Jimmy: THAT SOUNDS AWESOME! CAN I COME ALONG? Awesome person: Fuck you Jimmy, get your own llama. Jimmy: ..But...But I have my own llama..! Awesome person: No, Jimmy; that is an alpaca, and alpacoing is for douche tractors. |
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