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A cool animal, which is King of Randomness along with tophats, armadillo trousers, weasles, and toothbrushes with horns. Llamas have a tendency to spit on annoying people, evil people, ugly people, and punk-rockers. They also spit on Green Day fans. Llama fur can be used for making Alpaca jackets, which are expensive but tasty.
OMG! The llama just spit on that Green Day fan! (I think he was trying to make an alpaca jacket out of him...)
by Kamiye July 14, 2006
 
1.
This is the sly way to say pussy without being crude or using proper term such vagina. It is taken because the shape of an actual llama's mouth is similar to one of a female southern lips. In addition, they both spit.

Coming from the song: "Don't Wanna Trust a Llama" REMIX by Chynaman feat. Savage

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Let me pet your llama!

You know her llama has been around the block, no... the neighborhood, no... the community! lol

Ooo I wouldn't hit that cause everyone knows she has a dirty llama
by Chynaman June 20, 2009
 
2.
The animals who will rule the world one day. If you do not worship these animals they will feed you to their babies during the End of the World. But otherwise they are known to be the most awesome animals in the world.
One time I saw these llamas, and I thought they wanted to dance, but then an evil squirrel came up to me and bit my leg; so now I have rabies.
by Megan aoihagfdaf August 12, 2006
 
3.
Meaning gun or weapon.
I was able to sneak my llama into the club.
by keenan88 September 01, 2005
 
4.
The single greatest animal in the history of Earth.
One time a llama spit at me.
by sldkfjsldfjwogeewpnwv December 11, 2012
 
5.
a firecrotch who chews their gum with unneccessary movement similar to the way a llama would chew. This person hates the world and wheres ugly yellow pants and polka dot shirt.
Aaron angerly stomped away to the counselor's office from Mr. Arrants' Alg. 1 class because she was called a llama.
by CB & SA October 22, 2008
 
6.
Another way to say "lmao" as in "laughing my ass off," for when you first heard of/saw "lmao" you read its pronunciation as llamas.
Person 1; lmao
Person 2; wtf? llamas??
by kagx1136 September 25, 2010
 
7.
the most dope, most fuckable animal ever
guy 1: dude, is that a llama?
guy 2: yeah, lets go fuck it
by luckyduck1004 September 16, 2013