A cool animal, which is King of Randomness along with tophats
, armadillo trousers
, and toothbrushes with horns
. Llamas have a tendency to spit on annoying people, evil people, ugly people, and punk-rockers. They also spit on Green Day fans. Llama fur can be used for making Alpaca jackets, which are expensive but tasty.
OMG! The llama just spit on that Green Day fan! (I think he was trying to make an alpaca jacket out of him...)
This is the sly way to say pussy without being crude or using proper term such vagina. It is taken because the shape of an actual llama's mouth is similar to one of a female southern lips. In addition, they both spit.
Coming from the song: "Don't Wanna Trust a Llama" REMIX by Chynaman feat. Savage
Let me pet your llama!
You know her llama has been around the block, no... the neighborhood, no... the community! lol
Ooo I wouldn't hit that cause everyone knows she has a dirty llama
The animals who will rule the world one day. If you do not worship these animals they will feed you to their babies during the End of the World. But otherwise they are known to be the most awesome animals in the world.
One time I saw these llamas, and I thought they wanted to dance, but then an evil squirrel came up to me and bit my leg; so now I have rabies.
The single greatest animal in the history of Earth.
One time a llama spit at me.
a firecrotch who chews their gum with unneccessary movement similar to the way a llama would chew. This person hates the world and wheres ugly yellow pants and polka dot shirt.
Aaron angerly stomped away to the counselor's office from Mr. Arrants' Alg. 1 class because she was called a llama
Another way to say "lmao" as in "laughing my ass off," for when you first heard of/saw "lmao" you read its pronunciation as llamas.
Person 1; lmao
Person 2; wtf? llamas??
the most dope, most fuckable animal ever
guy 1: dude, is that a llama?
guy 2: yeah, lets go fuck it
A term which originated in the first person shooter Quake
in the late 90s
, though it has since fallen out of use. A llama is a player who knows all the rules of an online game but uses their knowledge to disrupt or destroy his own team at any given opportunity, usually by exploiting game mechanics. A llama purposefully shoots teammates when friendly fire
is on, drives vehicles into combat alone to be destroyed so teammates can't use them for their intended purpose, spams flash grenades at inopportune times, and blows up their own base if possible.
The term is related to but predates griefer
, and was reserved for players disruptive only to their own team. A llama is different from a noob
in that the player is not new to the game but in fact uses their familiarity with the game to purposefully harass their own team.
Probably one of the most well-known examples of llama behavior, crouching in front of the exit to your team's respawn in TFC
used to prevent teammates from leaving the respawn room but kept the door open for enemies to shoot/spam grenades through the door, leaving your team defenseless.
"This guy won't stop throwing flash bangs and stealing all the health packs. What a llama."