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9. lj
lj often stands for loljob,
you give somebody a loljob by loling and giving them a job. It may also refer to the art of raping eggs.
definition of lj #1

brian: did you see that, sarah just gave billy a loljob

fred: srsly??

definition of lj #2

robert: I like lj
josh: omg u like raping egggs????

robert: yes...


1. LJ
Refers to a "LiveJournal". An online journal, at LiveJournal, the website.
"Did you see my latest LJ post?"
by Felicia Jan 31, 2003 add a video
2. lj
Live-journal, (www.livejournal.com) also referred to as elljay
-Am addictive blogging community.
also see... xanga greatest journal dead journal and myspace
I update my lj daily.
by dontlietome. May 14, 2005 add a video
3. LJ
a public, online journal.
i write in my lj everyday.

she has some interesting pictures on her lj.
by taylor Mar 20, 2003 add a video
4. LJ
A Look Job. To eye fuck someone. Your main goal of the night is to get as many LJs as possible. You can also give and get sloppy second LJ's, and Long and hard LJ's.
Doug: Dude I got a mad LJ from that girl in the white at the bar.
Ian: I got the same LJ! That slut.
5. LJ
A Lick Job

Similar to a blow job, but instead of the penis being sucked on or blown, it is just simply licked.
Last night, Karissa and I got dirty. She gave me an LJ all night, then we got to the blow job
6. LJ
Lick-it-clean Job. It's a technique used after a handjob (or a blowjob that did not end well) where cleaning is performed using the tongue to a level of cleanliness where you can put your pants back on without the need of any additional cleaning.
Her: "Oopps, I dropped some, sorry!"
Him: "Don't worry, I was in the mood for a LJ anyway!"
7. LJ
To fall off or over an object, usual under the influence of drugs and/or alcohol. In the manner of Lisa Jackson.
"Oh my god I almost LJ'd the boardwalk"
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