a person with a tendency to trip over things no-one else possibly could - walks into the same door twice in the same day - is a bit of a moron and puts her foot in her mouth but is hilariously funny.
ha, did you see her trip over her own feet - what a lizzie!

how did you get that bump?
I pulled a lizzie.
by Moronnumber2 July 14, 2009
Lizzie is a slut who goes through boys like women go through handbags, she's ugly as hell and dies her hair so much that it might fall out, she has gross greasy hair and has a really annoying, clingy personality. She's a whore who thinks she can get any guy and always rubs in your face stuff her boyfriend does. She also tends to make shit up and spread tons of rumors, she's a back stabbing bitch.
1."Look at her, flirting with Johnny".
"Ugh what a lizzie!".

2."Gosh that chicks hair is rank as!".
"Must be a lizzie".
by your-mom-112233 July 14, 2012
A lizzie is a common term for baby stealer.
"Oh, man sorry Brandi.. You should have known that lizzie would steal your baby.."
by Branwen January 17, 2009
Another name for a penis
Dude my lizzie is so huge!
by Nicholas Anderson March 16, 2007
a jizz drink,a great energy drink that keeps you awake up to 48 hours!
i just had a lizzie before i went to school .
by elloes August 21, 2007
verb. to belch, then apologise insincerely.
she just lizzied! ewww!
by the pimm's monster May 09, 2008
Verb: to attack someone that is or resembles a homosexual female

Noun: one with a weak bladder; the female equivilant of anal rape

1. See that girl with the broken arm? She was totally Lizzied.
2. She had to pee 5 times in an hour, what a Lizzie.
3. I have been a victim of Lizzie many times.
by Lumberjacks Are Gay February 05, 2007
A complete and total beefcake
Lizzie like-a the beef.
by Dr Naughty September 14, 2008

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