A girl that seems sweet and nice, but turns out to be a complete bitch determined to screw up her life as well as the lives of others.
I really liked this chick, but she turned out to be a lizzard.
by john the explorer May 24, 2006
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AKA lot lizzard...
trucker term used on the CB meaning a prostitute that works usually in truckstops or rest areas
Any lot lizzards out here tonight? I gotta get laid!
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heinous girl who thinks shes the bomb
Mike- Check out that girl
Suppa- Damn Lizzard
by Suppa February 2, 2007
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A burley snaggle-toothed woman who is addicted to pain medication and living off of others like a blood-sucking leech.
by beetoven September 26, 2010
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A once famous and classically beautiful Scandinavian rockstar rabbit who wound up retiring to the fine city of Seaside, California to live out her final joyous days with her adoring and attentive lagomorph lover, Mad Max who is a talented and prolific poet.
Izzgaard Lizzard knew how to age gracefully, she gave up performing at just the right time in her career, becoming simply “Izzy” while focusing on what mattered most to her: true love!
by Dr Bunnygirl May 18, 2021
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one who reeks of betrayal; one who betrays, backstabs, and or is straight up trippin. Quick and slippery under the gaze of truth. Full of lies and deceit. An oppressive reptile, often shunning invlovement to mask their selfishness. The stanky lizzard often has questionable morales, and seldom follows through on life.
Friend 1: "I don't have time to play Call of Duty. I'm sooo tired and need to do homework."
Friend 2: "Breh, lies! You being a stanky lizzard in this mug right meow!"

Chuck: "I thought you and her were gonna hang out today."
Tim: "Nah breh, she was a pretty stanky lizzard."
by Trip M's in Corbett September 29, 2011
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