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a lizard of the strawberry blonde persuasion, native in minnesota and kansas, but also has been spotted in the metropolitan area of chicago. although they are rarely seen eating, many believe that the hank lizard thrives off of a diet of bananas and oversized chocolate chip cookies a la mode. not known for their refined vision, hank lizards are often seen wearing nerd glasses.
Although many lizards are known for their active and agile tongues, the hank lizard will decidedly not suck face.
by smelly girl September 13, 2004
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