an absolute bitch who uses generally sly and dirty ways to break up with you. This is even worse if she happens to be religious and protestant. Also, a girlish woman who uses your heart and leaves it withered away
Man i can't believe she told me her parents were getting divorced so she could break up with me, an absolute liz samson
by wheresthepeaceandlove June 30, 2009
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they make people laugh, they write stickers and stick them on their friends, they design cool shite, and they like it.
i woke up this morning with a "your ma's your da" sticker on my hat, "ah fuck,liz and samson"
by citybanger November 6, 2008
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