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A city full of the nicest people around! A very fine city!

A great nightlife and clubbing scene featuring CREAM!

In all, a wonderful city full of wonderful people.
Im going to Liverpool to meet some kool people!
by Essexguy June 19, 2005
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In reposte to the previous definition, Liverpool are (officially) the most in-form football team in the English Premiership, 5 wins out of the last 6 games (that's even better than Chelski!)

Also, to respond to the mindless fools who post about 'what a shithole' Liverpool is, I'd like to see where they come from.

The city of Liverpool is currently experiencing investment on a massive scale which is precisely why it was nominated (and won) Capital of Culture for 2008 - the high streets are clean, the people are friendly, the museums are fantastic, there are more art galleries (8 in total) than anywhere in the UK (bar London.)

Agreed, there are some 'scallies' about but tell me a city with 500'000+ inhabitants where you would't find any?

FACT: The Liverpudlian accent is far more tolerable (and, according to neutral outsiders, more endearing) than any Mancunian inbred dribble.

In conclusion, don't stereotype just because of some sketch you saw on Harry Enfield... I don't have a moustache, mullet and say, "errrrrrr" every other sentence.
Previous Definer: "I'm a tool and have nothing to do in my life except flip burgers in Wimpy, I will therefore waste my free time by slagging off the city of Liverpool"

Rebuttal: "I suggest you research your incredulous, narrow-minded, stereotypical claims before making them, you TWAT"
by Angry Adam November 30, 2005
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A city with a great nightlife, helped greatly by the fact that the (usually aesthetically pleasing) women enjoying which tend to demonstrate a relatively high level of assertiveness, when it comes to initiating kisses and flirtatious actions. Definitely one of the easiest places in which to pull.

Just a shame about the aggressive, mentally-deficient Scallies who inhabit the place.
Fit Scouse bird: "Would you like my tongue down your throat, like?"

Bloke (*overcome with surprise*): "Errrrr"

Fit Scouse bird: "Well tough shit; you're getting it!"
by Mark May 06, 2004
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The pool on which a liver floats.
Ohh yea, thats a liverpool!
by rapochap January 27, 2011
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The most boring football team in the history of the sport.
The only team known to play with 1 keeper, 9 defenders and a striker.
Yet another defeat for Liverpool.
by fuq September 21, 2003
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Liverpool is the worlds most notorius slum. It was established as a major slum in 1971 when Karl Shanks Scallio who was crowned leader, was exiled there from the respectable city of Salford for robbing too many Pensioners. Since then the situation has deteriorated, poverty is at 98%, 9 out of 10 children don't know who their biological father is. Things came to head in early 1996 when the whole of the slum had to be fenced off to protect the elderly. As of 2005 things seem to be only getting worse, tanks and helicopters were recently sent in to help protect the OAPs who wanted to collect their pensions. Some plus points though, 10% of households now have running water, electricity and sewage, and there are now 249 telephones in operation.
Be wary of what lies at the western end of the east lancs road.
by Bigethovdaceth February 07, 2005
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A city that likes to boast about how culturally important it is, despite the fact that the only things to come out of Liverpool are criminals and the god-damn fucking beat-les. It seems to be scouse law that whenever you go outside Liverpool, you must always tell everyone that looks at you that it is the funniest place on earth full of the nicest people. i suspect this is a ploy to get more unsuspecting visitors for mugging. In reality, Liverpool is an absolute shithole, a city that seems to be held together using only grafitti, vomit and stacks of torn rubbish bags with the occasional used nappy thats been ran over in the middle of the road. NOTHING funny EVER came out of Liverpool, except that laughable excuse for music. Sonya, Cilla Black, and yes, you cretins, the Beatles are NOT MUSIC.

And don't get me started on the accent. Scousers do not speak english. they actually speak some strange Klingon dialect from a place where everyone has chronic bronchitis. There are a few that sound like the Fat Controller from Thomas the tank engine, the kind of voice that just drones on and on and on and on until you slit your wrists. And what the fuck is the deal with the bloody Liver bird??? that ridiculous building in the middle of the Ghetto looks more like a bloody Green Chicken Mosque. i've never checked, but i bet every day at midday, they blast "You'll Never Work Again" out of the top of it and every scouser bends down and waves their arse at the rest of the country in rememberance of the fact that Liverpool truly is the sphincter of this planet, and any colonic irrigation should be sent their way as soon as possible. I fucking hate Liverpool and i hope that this little rant has somehow helped me to overcome the years of torture i had to go through constantly going there with my family. I hate it, i hate it, i fucking bloodywell shagging HATE IT!
"Sign on, Sign on,
with your giro in your hand,
and you'll never work again,
Yoooooou'll neeever work again"

A traditional Liverpool song
by Gopher_By_Fender September 04, 2005
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