An online journal so people can complain how their life as a rich snob is so horrible
Big_Butt24784651: omg like ne way so omg omg omg omg then that bitch was omg like yeah then so the girl's panties blew up today and like yeah omg this kid omg whacked off and looked at me omg omg omg like OMG!
A place to bitch, moan, and whine about your miserable existence and/or go around harassing and slandering other people where the entire free world can read it. Cause' telling someone how you feel, to their face, is too hard for most people these days. On the Internet, everyone has the courage to cross lines they would normally not even get close to in the real world.
Person 1: OH LOOK! Jane is slandering me in her LiveJournal again. And the entry is public.
Person 2: What happened?
Person 1: We had a disagreement.
Person 2: Yeah. Looks like it. I guess she's just too much of a pussy to deal with you in person.
Person 1: Yup.
A contradiction in terms. A journal that really isn't a journal, created in a place that really doesn't exist, written by people that shouldn't be allowed to write, and written about things nobody important (or sane) really cares about.
A stinking dung heap of adolescent attention whores
and their respective attention pimps
A diseased conglomeration of ignorant savages resembling in some twisted way a society
The Warsaw Ghetto of online communities. Thousands of innocent minds find their way here to waste away into degenerate
lumps of fecal matter. Spelling, grammar, or anything remotely resembling intelligence is extinguished before it infects the rest of the rotting hive of parasitic subhumans.
Dreams, aspirations, plans, goals, happiness, optimism, and religion are also prohibited. Only suicide, depression
, and bitterness reside therein.
A morbidly fascinating collection of dysfunctional relationships, disappointing underachievers, antisocial xenophobes, and well… total failures.
A place where creativity
fountains forth like a glorious plume of Technicolor vomit, drowning originality in a sea of sickness and depravity.
Home for those who have no ri...
there is only one way to truely define the essance of a livejournal. that word is simply put as: Emo
. see myspace
omg, i hate life, how could this happen to me, god spill my wrists, *writes in livejournal*, *kills self*
A "blog" site that is destroying human social interaction, along with internet instant messenging services and e-mail.
I wouldn't go to www.livejournal.com if I were you.
A website that allows people who feel they are so interesting everyone who reads their im profile will wish to know what album they happen to be listening to at the given moment to post blogs stating such. Will generally include such things as explaining why their parents tyrannical, why the classes that they take are frustrating, and why they are the only people who ever seem to have such problems.
Your livejournal is whiney and painful to read
A place for nerds to pretend like they are being social.
See also: LJ.
I haven't reloaded my Livejournal in over two minutes!!