|1.||live in five|
When someone says or does something really funny, then recreates the moment with a different crowd and pretends that this was the first time they did/said that funny thing. Usually used to get attention, or a bigger reaction.
Sarah: ohh I like your leather jacket Matt! I hope it doesn't get wrecked in the rain!
Matt: Thanks! It won't get wrecked, think about it, cows don't get wrecked in the rain, and leather is from cows...!
Sarah: haha!! you're so funny!
(a littlle while later)
(Matt is with other friends in his jacket)
MAtt: Do you think my jacket will get ruined? Since its raining and all?
Lauren: I hope not!
Matt: Well, i guess since leather is made from cows, and cows are waterproof, it will be fine.. !
Lauren: haha You're so funny Matt!
*Matt has just live in fived*
Person 1: Oh my god, Jakey is so funny! He just compared Adriana to Julie Andrews!!
Person 2: Wait, he totally just did that five minutes ago in the cafeteria! And it wasn't funny.
Person 1: He must have live in 5'ed it.
A rich wanna-be farm town in fairfield county. Quite possibly the whitest place on earth. Characterized by cows, lots of trees, roads that are only wide enough for one car to pass at a time, two stores, mansions, expensive cars, and farms.
Kids usually engage in excessive drinking (beruit is a common game) and drugs because there is nothing else better to do (entering freshmen from this town can usually drink college seniors under the table).
Also, the weekend day trip destination for rich parents, usually wearing pastel polos, with little kids from more populated areas of Connecticut, New York, New Jersey, and Massachusetts who go to "farms" in this town to pick fruit, chop christmas trees, and go on hay rides because they think this is the outdoors.
To be eligible to live in Easton, you need at least three of the following:
1. Drive a Jeep, volkswagon, BMW, Mercedes, lexus, or land rover.
2. Own a house costing at least 1 mil.
3. Listen to dave matthews or some jam band.
4. Be able to drive over 60mph on 10 foot wide roads.
5. Have mexicans do landscaping.
6. Drink excessivly or do some form of drugs.
"Hey where do you live?"
"Did you hear about that cocain bust in middle school?"
2-5 is a section of Landover, Maryland in Prince George's County. The area is centered on Dodge Park road off of Landover Road. The area gets its name from the 25 Hour store located on Dodge Park Rd. near Kings Square Apartments.
"Oh you live in Landova?"
"Yeah son, Kings Square, 2-5 all day!"
A very small variety of turtle, either 1 or 2 milimeters tall. They live in groups of 5 called chiggers and are always boucing up and down. They all wear flannel shirts, only, and never take them off. They never grow, are born 5 at a time, and they never die. They are everywhere, literally. The first chuger is named Madarto and he is like the Indian Jesus of chugers. They are scared of boxes. They originated in Frederick, MD underneath the scoreboard. There is now a very concentrated population in Lock Haven, PA. They like to hide and all they eat is potatoes. They are good at backflips.
Chugers wear flannel shirts to protect them from wind, rain, snow, and boxes. Especially turtle boxes, chicken boxes, and chicken-in-a-coup boxes.
|5.||Big City 5|
A girl/guy whose attractiveness gives them a high score on a scale of 10...but only because they live in a small town where everyone is kind of fugly. But put them in the nearest big city, and their score is cut in half.
I was at a bar in Pigfuck, Iowa, that had a bunch of girls who were pasty and had lots of zits. They were hot for the area, but were still Big City 5s.
|6.||5 day apartment|
When you are in between houses and you are living in a motel/hotel, its called a five day apartment. Not to be confused with vacationing in a motel/hotel, Five Day Apartment applies only to when you live in a hotel/motel without a real home to return to. NOTE: Five Day Apartment applies to any period of time, from one night to months on end.
I moved out of my house, but I can't move into my new place for a few weeks. I guess I'll rent a 5 day apartment.
The state in which I live in. We are, proudly:
4. Addicted to taxes
5. White (well, 98% of us)
6. have a kick-ass accent
7. will shoot you
We live in Maine. We are awesome. We are kick-ass. Wi will shoot you. we have lots of trees.