A name for residents of Dallas, Texas who wish they lived in the high dollar Park Cities area so they have a habit of saying, “I live just outside Highland Park” or “I live near the Park Cities.”

How to be emo:

Wear only skinny jeans or old, crappy, tight, cut-up jeans. Wear tight shirts that you can barely get over your head. If after getting dressed you can't breathe and look like a hobo, you've done it right. No shoes but low-top Converse or slip-on Vans are acceptable. Anything out of Hot Topic will do.

Dye your hair with the cheapest, least-convincing black dye you can find. Nothing over 99 cents. Fix it so that you look like you just rolled out of bed then walked through a hurricane and lost a fight with a lawn mower.

Peirce everything you can reach, and put in the largest, ugliest rings you can find.

Dark, thick makeup is key in the emo world. Never leave the house without putting on globs and globs of badly-put-on black eyeliner. Extreme amounts of bright pink eyeshadow is optional.

Now that we've covered the emo look, it's time to teach you to act the part of an emo, so the others won't think of you as a poser.

Flip your hair vigorously every ten seconds. If your neck is broken at the end of the day, good job.

Whine about your pathetic life every chance you get, (twice as much if your parents are divorced) but never reveal that you live in saburbia. If asked where you reside, say something emo like, "The depths of living hell", "The home of sorrow", or some other pussy shit like that.

Always have your MySpace mood set to "apathetic," and make sure to have about 986730865734567349576 pictures of yourself with extremely emo ...

Similar in meaning to 'what the fuck,' but the placement of 'fuck' at the beginning of the phrase shifts the emphasis for comical effect. Origin: A Sports Illustrated baseball article, written on 16 July 2007, used the phrase '#$!&@* the heck?' (presumably an editing error). Ken Tremendous of the blog Fire Joe Morgan noticed the odd phrase and popularized it.

(A). The figurative act of spinning around in political circles like a complete jackass while claiming that the surreptitious moron & hopeless Presidential aspirant Ron Paul is the second coming of Thomas Jefferson. Two hallmarks of this dance of the socially retarded is to spam straw polls in order to skew the results in "Dr. Paul's" favor & to comment-spambomb any & every blog that says unflattering remarks (i.e. tell the truth) about this soon-to-be political has-been.

A prelude to this go-nowhere dance is to relentlessly Google Mr. Paul's name. This serves a dual purpose as well; One is so that it looks as though lots of people actually give a shit about this little known squeaky Congressman from Texas, and the other is to seek out any detractors. The detractors in this context are people who retain their sense of individuality and still practice critical thinking.

(B). The literal act of passing around the same nonsense & propaganda back and forth with other Paulettes about how 9/11 was an inside job perpetuated by... well, whomever sounds good at the time. When performed live but in private company, racial diatribes against Jews, latinos & black people are invoked, but if the racism & antisemitism come up in public, the default response is to blame it on the VRWC or Lee Rockwell.

In the end, this whirling dervish of disingenuous tripe ends when the performer is too weak, dizzy & utterly stupefied from lack of nourishment, both physically and mentally. Typing...

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People who post hate filled messages via internet. E-Racists are too afraid to expose their true racist belifes in real life for fear of being beaten up or stabbed.

Your typical e-racist will be a white male from the ages of 12-40 all of which still live with their parents.

You can find their postings on random porn sites in which they see the size of another races genitalia and become extremely jealous.

You can also find E-Racist postings on Urban Dictionary in which these little bastards post definition to words like coon, nigger, and tar baby

A Xangsta, (also Xangster, plural:Xangstaz) is an individual who is:

1. A member of Xanga

2. Hardcore

Xangstaz have their own gang sign, the "Xang Sign", which was invented by TheBlackSpiderman.

The Xang Sign is even easier for white kids to do than the bloods gang sign.

Here are some facts about Xangstaz:

1. Xangstaz are more hardcore than Myspace gangsters.

2. Xangstaz do not carry guns. They kill you with words.

3. Xangstaz are faster than ninjas.

4. Xangstaz are better in bed than you.

5. Xangstaz are pro-cat.

6. Each Xangsta individual is more popular than all of Myspace.

7. Xangstaz make Xanga a bad neighborhood.

8. Anyone can become a Xangsta, except for Dr. Phil.

9. Xangstaz can morph into falcons at will.

10. All Xangstaz automatically are better at fighting than Tito Ortiz.

11. The Xangstaz sworn enemy is the Scene Kids on Myspace gang.

12. Xangstaz wear more bling than you.

13. A Xangsta can walk by a black cat and not have bad luck.

14. Chuck Norris is afraid of Xangstaz.

15. Xangstaz are sexier than Jessica Alba/Brad Pitt.

16. A Xangsta can beat anyone in a Pokemon battle. If a Xangsta went up against another Xangsta, it would create a paradox in which the universe would implode.

17. Xangstaz live by a strict code, which none of them can remember.

18. Xangstaz make...