a woman whose pussy smells so bad the cats follow her.
i got a hookup with a little mermaid last night and now i have
to throw my mattress out!!!!!!!!
the coolest disney movie ever
While you're having sex with a female from behind in the bathroom and when you're about to orgasm you pick her up in lay on top of her in bath tub full of water and hold her head under water.
As i was doing Julie from behind in the bathroom i started to orgams so i man handled her up in the air and, splash splash splash was all you heard! Like a fish in a barrel...only she was my little mermaid.
Its when a girl gives you oral sex when your driving a boat
Dan: Hey guys I got a little mermaid yesterday on the boat
AAron: thats tight
David Robinson, formerly of the San Antonio Spurs.
The "little mermaid" had a double-double last night.
A horrible movie produced by what can only be described as a plauge of the Earth, yes, Disney
Note: Upon further inspection of the original cover, a tower of the castle is shaped like a penis
"I just saw The Little Mermaid!"
"You FAG!" *Kills first person*