| 57. | Old catalano | ||
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Italian male at around the age of 40 will proceed to have sex with a little girl, become convicted of statutory rape, and go to jail
True story that old catalano is a fucker
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| 58. | furby | ||
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a small, annoying, fur-covered dreature that used to be a popular toy with children. The main reason people buy furbies nowadays is to destroy them with a group of pals. Furbies are demonic little bastards that deserve to die. Seriously, furbies are satanic and they should all be smashed with a sledgehammer. Common methods of killing furbies include microwaving them, dousing them in gasoline and setting them on fire, holding matches under the circutboard to fry the circuts and make he furby make a sound similar to a copy machine, running them over with SUVs, smashing them with sledgehammers, drilling them, blowing them up with firecrackers, bashing them against brick walls, pissing on them, putting them on railroad tracks, bitch-slapping them, feeding them to hungry cats and dissolving them in muriatic acid.
I personally recommend putting them in microwaves. |
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| 59. | Enoss | ||
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A dirty little monkey that will try to steal all your bananas. First monkey in space. Jane: "You hear they sent Enoss to the moon again!"
Eddie: "Yeah i bet that fucker stole some bananas first" |
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| 60. | stone fox | ||
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Crying like a little bitch after watching a movie! Bond cried while watching Stone Fox. What a little bitch.
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| 61. | weed quest | ||
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A Weed Quest is what usally happens when an eigth grader or highschool freshman first discovers weed and begins to smoke up everyday thinking hes hot shit. Weed Quests usally end when the little fucker is caught or he runs out of his allowance money. Dealers usally cash in on this because little kids are dumb enough to buy middies for 30 or 40 bucks, since they dont know any better. "Man i'm makin a shitload of cash since little johnny got on that weed quest.
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| 62. | Latent Chicken Fucker | ||
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Someone who jokes a little too often about sex with animals. Nick V is a definate Latent Chicken Fucker as evidenced by his casual use of bestiality jokes.
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| 63. | lifer | ||
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A Navy acronym (Lazy, Inefficient Fucker Expecting Retirement) used to describe someone who does as little as humanly possible and is just waiting to collect his or her pension. "That O'Hara is such a fucking lifer. He's so lazy, I bet it's an effort for him to turn in his sleep. Jesus! That fucker moves so slowly you have to look twice just to see if he's moving at all!"
"You're telling me. I heard he's so lazy he married a woman who was pregnant by someone else." |
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