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Little Chefing is the art of fisting ones anus whilst licking both nipples and humming the theme tune of Heston Blumenthals latest TV show.

And filming it
Hey did you watch Jamie's 30 minute meals last night?

No. I was Little Chefing myself in a service station outside Staines
by Idiot bollocks November 20, 2013
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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