Edibile Cat Litter.
this is the truth...I purchased a medium size bag of dry cat food on sale last week and the pre-mad-donnas absolutely won't eat it. Later I ran out of cat litter so logically I filled up the litter boxes up with that food rather than toss it. Later I observed one cat eating and deficating at the same time in the cat box.
Wife asking husband to go to the store. Honey, would you please pick up some of that new "Litterfood"? We are out of cat food & cat litter.