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titration position 

When you grab your girl and make her do a handstand so you can get easy access to the poon then spread her legs. Next whip out your dick and your sodium hydroxide and drop some of that shit into her pus til it aint stank no more and its a nice salmon pink.
Man 1: "DId you hit it last night?"
Man 2: "Yeah, but that shit was acidic af so I had to use the titration position on that bitch"
Man 1: "NIceee, Dude!"
titration position by BigDicNic November 20, 2016
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ASSWIPE Litigation 

Legal Term. Bullshitting your way through litigation.

(A)sserting
(S)tupid
(S)hit
(W)hile
(I)ntentionally
(P)ussyfooting
(E)Evidence
Knowing he would lose the case on the facts, Cornelius was forced to employ ASSWIPE litigation tactics.

Operation Iraqi Liberation 

What the US government was calling the Iraq War before they realized the title was more appropriate than it should have been (Operation Iraqi Liberation – O.I.L.). This is not an urban legend made up by leftists; check the official whitehouse press release:

www.whitehouse.gov/news/rele ases/2003/03/20030324-4.html
(delete space in "releases")
Operation Iraqi Liberation liberated something, but it wasn't Iraqis (it was O.I.L.).

West Georgia Liberation Front 

West Georgia Liberation Front (WGLF) was a debate team from West Georgia who referred to themselves as the West Georgia Liberation Front. Their approach was essentially to mock conventions of debate while putting forth the notion that we can't really know anything with certainty, so attempts to discuss the world as something which can be known are ultimately doomed to fail.
Hey Cole, I found this really kick ass aff from the West Georgia Liberation Front. Let's run this!

Lituationship

Relationship based on mutual respect, trust, partying together. Usually people in a lituationship are found to be goofing off together all the time, making each other laugh at all times.
This is just a lituationship.

Girl you got yourself a lituationship.
Lituationship by KimgPriest September 9, 2018
when you attempt to make a song parody, but you fuck it up so bad, that a new word is created to explain how fucking bad it ended up.
Steven tried to make an ocean man parody but it ended in lotation.
lotation by Manuel69 October 1, 2017

cock litigation

The act of two, or more, rival male suitors attempting to convince a would be companion of their sexual superiority and why they should be selected for a sexual encounter.
After three hours of heated barroom cock litigation, and despite the testimony of several eyewitnesses, David failed to make a persuasive case and Sheila decided to go home with Walter.