Lithuania

The country were a 4 year old can beat your ass in basketball. They drink so much that they jump of a bridge..

Wtf how is he so good at basketball,

Ah he is probably from Lithuania

by Ilikepussyonmydick101 February 11, 2020

Lithuania

You can find this pretty country in the centre of Europe. Lithuania is famous for making very delicious beer, hot girls and good basketball team.Although there are much more famous things but these 3 are the most important ones.
Lithuanians should thank for some nations (for example: for SSRS, Poland) for the breaking own Lithuanian's past.
The language of Lithuania is established as one of the most euphonious in the world.
Capital - Vilnius

English: I love you Lithuania, my Motherland!
The same in Lithuanian: As tave myliu Lietuva, Tevyne mano!

by axellis June 7, 2006

Lithuania

An ex-soviet state who hate Russia and will kick your ass in basketball. Also, they drink so much their digestive systems acid turns into mead. Don't fuck around with a Lithuanian. They are SUPER patriotic.

Person 1: Who the hell is that guy shooting half-courts whilst drinking beer!?
Person 2: He's Lithuanian.

by 69_Pawnshop_69 April 22, 2021

Lithuania

Lithuania is a beautiful country and its surounded by water, latvia, belarus, russia and poland.

David: Hey did you ever go to lithuania

Carl: No, why

David: Because its awesome

by Godman447 August 26, 2019

Lithuania

see Kadzis; Best country in the world; NOT located in Africa (actually located closer to Russia in the slavic region)

shlava hogan majur tonzaniou

by ECK FreeWilly September 17, 2004

Lithuania

Small country in eastern europe that was like all the slavic countries occupied by the soviets. They gained their independance and now proceed to hate Russia along with the rest of eastern europe. Very nice country with educated people and a crazy murder rate.

Lithuania dislikes Russia for legitimate reasons.

by the angry mexican October 17, 2005

Lithuania

Lithuania is a country located in Northern Europe and is surrounded by Latvia to the North, Poland to the South, Belarus to the East and Russia (Kaliningrad) to the West. This country loves basketball so much that even 1 month old babies can learn/play. Not only that, this country has one of the highest suicide rates in Europe and it was fucked by Poland during the PLCW

People from Lithuania are good at basketball!

by not_lan ! ? September 16, 2022