lithsexual 

lithsexual people who feel attraction towards people, but with no desire to have the feelings reciprocated or the desire to act on it.

"Im in love with my best friend"

"Why dont you ask them out?"

"I dont want to"

"Why?"

"Because im lithsexual"

lithsexual by Cookiehope November 22, 2014

buzz_litespeed

Someone who can only rely on other people and who is unable to get anywhere with out someone to hold there hand

fuck he cant do shit by himself
Hes a buzz_litespeed

buzz_litespeed by GhostDoBeVibingDoe February 10, 2021

litspensive 

Something that's so lit but so damn expensive

Kevin- "Bro lets travel the United States next summer", noah- "dude that'd be so litspensive

litspensive by Kevin mahr August 7, 2017

lithopedion 

a stone baby, the rare result of a late, spontaneously terminated ectopic pregnancy where the fetus becomes calcified. Thought to be, in large part, due to the body's need to prevent host vs. graft disease and the clinical pathology that GVHD might entail

also, used to describe someone way beneath you, especially when the person is of normal quality but you are the absolute shit

You remember lee ann, that fat bitch that always said she was pregnant? She actually had a lithopedion inside her all those years.

You're all lithopedions compared to me

lithopedion by Seantae-4 the Dr. Dick July 12, 2007

litespeed

To consume hard liquor at the rate in which an average person would consume lite beer.

"Holy shit! Bear just Drank that 40oz and I'm only on my 5th Coors light. He drank that Crown Royal at litespeed."

"I guess he's just chill'n what he's doin'."

litespeed by Trevor Bayard March 17, 2007