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1. OLMO
Obnoxiously Literal-Minded One. A person who takes sarcastic or tongue in cheek comments literally, either because they honestly can't tell the difference, or because they know it will piss you off.
"Yeah, I love having mono. It's the most fun I've had all year."
"Really? That's pretty weird."
"Shut up, OLMO."
2. Evolutionist
-Doesn't actually exist. There is no such faction or mindset as an 'evolutionist', which has so far not prevented the more literal-minded creationists from leaping on the title.
Evolutionist. -A fine example of poor English topped off with a platform to stand on.
by victorhadin Dec 7, 2003 add a video
3. hentai
Hentai is most commonly used to mean cartoon or anime porn, at least outside of japan. I don't need to list all the different types like someone else seems to have done, because anything that happens in real porn, happens in hentai. It's as simple as that. If you can imagine anything eroitc, well it's probably already been imagined and made into a hentai by someone.

As for the literal meaning of hentai, it's actually not very commonly used as 'pervert' in japan or in anime, probably because it's so well known as also meaning cartoon porn. If you want to call someone a pervert in japanese, say sukebe ok? Apart from that i think the other entries cover it quite well.

Oh, one more thing, like i said earlier anything you can imagine can be made into a hentai, and probably has, there are plenty out there where the girls have normal boobs and the guys have normal dicks as well. There are also hentai that have story lines as well, and quite good ones at that, unlike most normal porn, not everything is an excuse for sex sex and more sex. But dont confuse hentai with fan service in an otherwise normal anime!
I was watching what i thought was a normal anime, and it suddenly turned into a complete hentai... not like i minded of course.
by a pseudonym Jul 15, 2004 add a video
4. railroad
Literal meanings:

1. N., A roadway paved with a track made of rails, upon which locomotives push or pull a train of cars or trailers carrying people or freight.

2. Adj., Pertaining to such a roadway or the trains that travel upon it.

3. N., The industry of transporting people or freight by rail, or one or more of the companies within that industry.

4. Adj., Pertaining to that industry.

5. V., Transport upon a railroad.

Slang meanings:

1. V., to coerce, trick, or seduce others into a course of action that they would not otherwise choose. This includes, but is not limited to, specifically sexual situations.

2. N., Eleven, as if the two parallel numerals were the rails of a railroad track.
Literal: Southern Pacific (3) railroad's old (2) railroad cars can still be found along abandoned stretches of (1) railroad, because the industry can't be bothered to (5) railroad them to (4) railroad stations.

Slang:

1. Popular culture isn't going to be railroaded into adopting a narrow-mindedly specific sexual situation as the definition of railroad simply because someone described his favorite life experience as an UrbanDictionary definition.

2. We use the 802-railroad-G wireless protocol. (See WAP and 802.11g.)
5. Newport Beach
A city in Orange County, California; home to most of the rich, conservative jerks that make up Orange County's power base and shadow government. The cosmetic surgery capital of Orange County and white collar crime capital of the United States. The typical Newport Beach resident is a Rabid Republican with Money (the most damaging kind) and wishes that Ronnie Reagan was still President. Like many of the rich and entitled, residents live by the credo "Do as I say and not as I do." To fill the empty void in their lives, the women spend their days in the vapid pursuit of material goods and bigger and better boobs; the men spend their days snorting coke, screwing their wives' girlfriends, and practicing crony capitalism; and the children spend their days smoking pot, surfing, and hating their parents (who they will of course grow up to emulate).
The city, on behalf of and with generous assistance from its wealthy residents, tried to engineer the building of a huge, noisy, and polluting international airport at the abandoned El Toro Marine Base adjacent to neighboring Irvine. These Bush Pioneers/Assholes claimed that the unnecessary airport dangerously close to the Santa Ana mountain range was "sorely needed" and would create "thousands of jobs"; in actuality they believed that jets should fly over Irvine's middle class homes and not their own. As part of the scheme the recently remo...
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6. autistic
A situation in which a subject (such as a movie, idea, person, etc.) or argument is over-analyzed and deconstructed to the point where it gets ridiculous and nobody else in the room cares anymore. These usually involve large thesaurus-busting SAT list vocabulary, walls of text, straw man arguments, and lots of repetition. "Autistic" posts are frequent on internet message boards, as many people hold huge egos about their so-called intelligence and self-worth.

May also be useful for a person who can't take a joke, needs to lighten up and stop acting so seriously (real autistic people tend to be literal minded).

Can be invoked when someone claims to hate something, but then constantly brings up said thing up in conversation, either to add more (or repeat) reasons of their hatred or to remind others of said hatred.

"Autistic" comes from a way to describe someone with Autism, a curious medical phenomenon that affects the brain's information processing. Autism usually affects social development, communication, and motor skills. Little is known about the cause of this, thus lots of effort is being put forward towards research.
Okay, okay, we get the point. No need to be so autistic about it, Christ.

Bob was being so autistic yesterday, but it turned out Alice broke up with him the night before.
7. shitko
a fusion of English and Japanese with the literal translation: excrement child
used to denote a foolish or troublesome person
You ate all the cookies, why do you have to be such a shitko?
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