|22.||semi pro beer drinker|
One who is working their way up through the beer drinking ranks, usually starting off with cheap, shitty light beer and progresssing to stronger, more full bodied fare.
A person who enjoys drinking beer but can only handle a few before slurring, vomiting, and pissing on themselves.
A pro beer drinker who has a half boner(semi)
#1. I remember when Karl had his first beer; he could barely hold down a Miller Lite. Now he pounds Heineken like it's water. He's ready to step up to the pros and have a Guiness with Rick.
#2. Danko, the quentessential semi pro beer drinker, had two beers, then his pants fell down and everyone saw his Blue Moon.
#3. CR had a partial rod from staring at all the prime booty while he slammed a few Modelos.
|23.||Miller Lite Shower|
When an individual is excessively disrespectful, out-of-line, or shows a flippant and utter disregard for others or an individual and gets a Miller Lite poured over their head in front of a group of onlookers as a form of public humiliation and/or to instigate a physical confrontation.
"Man, I can't believe that random guy just walked up and said that to her for no reason. He totally deserved that Miller Lite Shower she gave him."
"I gave that punk a Miller Lite Shower and told him it was go time. I can't believe to backed down after acting so tough."
A girl who likes beer; all kinds of beer. She knows what she wants, like an amber ale or stout, not just crappy lite beer. This is a girl who will order herself a beer in a bar, she doesn't want a pussy Cosmo or screwdriver.
"Did you see that girl go right for the keg? It's nice to see a Beer Girl here."
"Look at that chick drinking Irish Red! She must be a Beer Girl."
B- "Ok, we've got vodka and mixers, and a fridge full of beer, what can I get you?"
Girl- "Beer me."
"I love meeting girls in a pub. Guaranteed Beer Girl."
From the term gateway drug but referring to beer. A beer that acts as a gateway to drinking tastier, more delicious craft beers. A beer you drink because you truly enjoy the flavor, not just as a reason to get schnockered.
It was drinking Old Spotted Sow that finally turned me away from factory made lite lagers. It was my gateway beer.
I started out drinking fool fizz as a gateway beer. After that I moved on to more hoppy, malty beers. Now I can't drink anything else.
It's a flavoring for you beer! and it's really good!! WOW!!!
Grape beer besties in Miller lite is the best thing ever!
|27.||Redneck Mineral Water|
Budweiser, Miller, Blue Ribbon, or other watery American beer substitutes
I'm not driving with an open beer can, Officer, it's just redneck mineral water.
A city state of its own, Henderson Kentucky is where you can look into the bed of any truck and find way too many beer cans/bottles, fishing poles, and other random shit. There is a huge high school where everyone goes, and by high school I mean adolescent day care. Everyone loves killing stuff, especially fish and deer. No one is very sophisticated; they drive big stupid diesels, or Mustangs. You have to drive at least 25 minutes to get anywhere.
On the other hand: They throw outrageous parties where gunshots ring out, cops are called, and the usual "fight or flight" ensues. Lite beer is the drink of choice, usually chased with either cheap vodka, or Jim Beam. Mudding is always a favorable activity, as well as street racing, truck pulls, or some type of ATV racing.
I got super fucked up in Henderson, Ky last weekend; we started out riding 4-wheelers, ran out of beer, got more beer, went bow-fishing, ran out of beer, got a 5th of Makers Mark, kept bow fishing, smoked about 9 bowls, went home to build a bon fire, and shot fire works off for the rest of the night...... I made it to work the next morning on time though.