From listserv, a list of people in whom one is vaguely sexually interested and therefore contacts occasionally via non-committal modes (text, email, MySpace) in hopes of maybe scoring with them.
Jill got all excited when Jack texted her but I got the SAME message last week! That boy's got quite the listswerv.
People who buy Listerine and other types of mouth wash so they can drink it for the alcoholcontent.
Quinn: Oh man, last year one of those listerweiners was going through my till with his Listerine and hair spray when he suddenly fell on the floor and started having seisures!
–adjective
Possessing vast amounts of uninteresting and/or poorly contrived material interspersed with painfully smaller amounts of highly engaging, well crafted, and fascinating material.
- noun
A website that publishes a daily top 10 list on a variety of subject matters. Readers can contribute a list with very little editing and/or feedback prior to submission. This lack of quality control accounts for the large amount of lists like Top 10 Ultimate Rivalries and very few like 10 Incredible Recordings.
That used CD store that just opened downtown is so listverse. It has 5,000 copies of the Titanic soundtrack and 1 copy of Brian Eno's Music for Airports.