| 1. | Metalhead | ||
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A metal fan.
People who call themselves Metalheads usually refuse to believe that anything besides their underground/old music is total shit and unbearable. Innovation is against the metal rules in their book. Of course not all metal heads are like this, but the one who try to stand out as hardasses are. If the band isn't "true" then it's shitty in their eyes. Nu-metal such as System of a Down, Slipknot, and Korn are too weak for them so they call everyone who listens to it "faggots". They usually categorize nu-metal listeners as faggots following the mainstream, yet they still listen to the same shit their "Metal head" dads listened to. Some new metal is good, some black metal is good, some death metal is good, some of everything is good. Grow the fuck up. Metalhead1: NU-METAL LISTENERS ARE FAGGOT PUSSIES!
Metalhead2: FUCK YEAH! LET'S GO LISTEN TO UNDERGROUND SWEDISH BLACK METAL AND CUT OUR WRISTS IN ANGST! |
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| 2. | bail | ||
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A word that is used to abruptly cut off one's own story or statement before its completion due to boringness or irrelevance. Often used during a story that is important to the speaker that no one else cares about.
Can also be used (somewhat rudely) to effectively stop someone else's story/statement before it gets any worse. * It should be noted that once the bail has occurred, the story is finished. The speaker may not go back to it (until they make it more interesting or relevant) and no questions may be asked about the story by the listeners. Mike: "Yeah one time I was getting gas for my car and it was so cold outside and all I had was my emo jacket that's so thin it probably lowers my temperature rather than keeps me warm..." (blank or confused faces of listeners) Mike: "... ok BAIL." (sighs of relief)
Mike: "Yeah one time I was lifeguarding at the indoor pool and it was really humid inside... I can't remember if I was asleep or not...but I think something happened.." Me: "I'm bailing for you." Mike: (sullen) "Thank you." Nice person who feels sorry for Mike: "What happened at the pool? I want to know." Mike: "It's ok, I bailed." |
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| 3. | podistener | ||
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just like ipod users walking are called podestrians. ipod listeners can be called podisteners.
dude, i am a podistener.
r u? |
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| 4. | trance | ||
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Trance music is experimental electronic (opposite to instrumental) dance music which orients around harmonious sound textures (a.k.a. melody textures).
It originated back in late 80's but became an official genre in 1993. Since then trance producers started to form definition in various ways, what led to creation of many trance sub-genres.. Some of the most known are: (1) Progressive trance - lowers ratio between melody progression and melody texturing to some solid level.. (2) Epic & Anthem trance - emphasizes sound melody more than melody texturing. This trance-sellout led to big disappointment for original-trance listeners (3) Psychedelic trance - changed the sound texturing dimension.. original trance tried to make a repetitive sound by combining complex layers of melody textures.. psy-trance tried to make it more progressive in time - by making it more complex in gating Opposite to trance is techno - which orients around non-harmonic (percussive) textures. Trance music is experimental electronic (opposite to instrumental) dance music which orients around harmonious sound textures (a.k.a. melody textures).
It originated back in late 80's but became an official genre in 1993. Since then trance producers started to form definition in various ways, what led to creation of many trance sub-genres.. Some of the most known are: (1) Progressive trance - lowers ratio between melody progression and melody texturing to some solid level.. (2) Epic & Anthem trance - emphasizes sound melody more than melody texturing. This trance-sellout led to big disappointment for original-trance listeners (3) Psychedelic trance - changed the sound texturing dimension.. original trance tried to make a repetitive sound by combining complex layers of melody textures.. psy-trance tried to make it more progressive in time - by making it more complex in gating Opposite to trance is techno - which orients around non-harmonic (percussive) textures. Age Of Love - Age Of Love (classic trance) Energy 52 - Cafe Del Mar (progressive trance) L.S.G. - Netherworld (dark-progressive trance) Paul Van Dyk - For An Angel (epic trance) Infected Mushroom - Acid Killer (psy-trance) Astral Projection - Mahadeva (goa trance) |
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| 5. | Sarah | ||
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A sexy, intelligent, usually big-boobed, bubbly female that is always the life of the party! She is extremely smart, inquisitive, loving, kind, pure, and honest to the core. Sarah's are generally full of joy and always smiling. They always bare the gift of encouragement. Sarah's are great listeners and are extremely passionate about life and love deeply. Also very open-minded and non-judgemental. Sarah is a giver, very compassionate, generous and almost always has bright eyes and beautiful smiles. Unfortunately , most Sarah's are known to be procrastinators, but somehow work better under pressure... Sarah in Hebrew is translated: princess
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| 6. | Khaeli | ||
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Khaeli is a beautiful girl who can make anybody smile. She can be a little crazy at times. They make the most amazing best friends. Blonde Khaelis are the best. Most Khaelis are smart and quick witted. They make great listeners too. But most of all, she brightens up anybody's day with one big smile. If you ever meet a Khaeli, lov her! She'll be one of a kind. "Dude your dating Khaeli?"
"Yup! She's so amazing" |
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| 7. | commentraitor | ||
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Noun A broadcaster who uses the airwaves (usually Fox News Network or AM radio), or blogger who uses the internet, to spread anti-government disinformation. Favorite targets are our "foreign-born Islamic halfrican-american" President, Rep. Nancy Pelosi, Senators Reid and Boxer, and most democrat (sic, not "Democratic") officials. 'Activist' judges are also targeted -- the laws should remain as written in 1776. Some commentraitors even urge '2nd Amendment' solutions. Others are content to use their white-supremicist-neochristian-xenophobic rhetoric to incite their ditto-heads to throw out all incumbents, or to act-out at public hearings, or to march around in camo gear with firearms and threatening expressions. While most of their listeners are willig, echoing rather than forming 'opinions', commentraiters are more often shrewd broadcasters unrestrained by any need/desire to be 'truthy' (thx Stephen Colbert). A commentraitors object is not to inform, but to reap financial benefits by selling to their sheeple whatever the bleating (m)asses are easily convinced to want. Current commentraitors Rush Limppaw, Shmen Dreck, Oh Riley, and Ann Poltergeist make me afraid, VERY afraid. I don't believe ANYthing they say, but a seemingly growing number of listeners believes EVERYthing they say, without thought or doubt. And those listeners are armed!
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