Lisa's date back to France, 1816. They were strong, beautifully round women with a love for astrology. Normally, they would be seen riding in horse drawn carriages, on their way to the local opera.

In today's world, you will find a Lisa driving a sports car, dying her hair as she flips you the finger. Full of sugar and spice, Lisa's are hot and fiery! If you find one, beware. They will chew you up and spit you out, but they'll do it with a smile.

Most Lisa's are beautiful, intelligent, and love a rainy night. Buy her a book or a denim jacket and she'll be yours forever.
Loves using phrases such as, "Hella good mo fo," and "Going GTl'in pimps, catch ya on Cali time!"
Lisa: Hey jackoff I'm going to the mall. I'll catch ya on Cali time.

Brad: Sounds hot chickachacka.

Lisa: Hell yeah mo fo!
by chickachacka April 25, 2010
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10 Words related to lisa
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The name of a girl who is very pretty and is so lovable that boys fall in love with her instantly.
Chick: OMG! DID YOU SEE LISA YESTERDAY?!
Dude: Yeah, I'm like...in love with that chica.
by Emma =] May 27, 2008
An intelligent and sexy female with LUSCIOUS physical features. Usually attracts weird guys named David who do absolutely NOTHING for her, but she still remains independent.
That Luscious Lisa...
by lusciouslisa July 10, 2008
An extremely smart and sexy female with great hair and a great face. Nice, sweet and generous are words that go along with Lisa. She is funny and giving. Not a slut by any means but does like to have a good time. Always ready to party and her phone is always ringing. She will even fly to another state for a house party. She is self confident and blessed with good genes. She just has it all; all other girls are extremely jealous of her.
I am so jealous you are dating Lisa.
by You know it123 August 31, 2008
One of the most popular names for a newborn girl in 1970.
Most Lisas are hot.
"There were 3 hot girls named Lisa in my grade 7 gym class. I didn't know where to look."
by Cycle February 10, 2008
A ginger dwarf with a huge arse and a spastic walk. Lisa is a gobshite.
Man: Who's that ginger dwarf over there?

Woman: That's Lisa Kennett.
by SopKen April 08, 2010
Any girl that has a 'righteous' attitude. They usually blame others for bad decisions they make. Someone who contracts a sexually transmittied disease, especially HPV, and blames it on everyone except themselves.
That girl is such a lisa

I Got the lisa last night, damn
by Теневой воин May 06, 2011
Hypocritical Bitch. WiLL stab you in the back, steal your boyfriends, lie, NoT a friend at all. Do not ever trust a Lisa...brings people down so low that they can fall into a huge deep depression. A Lisa shows no compassion whatsoever, and doesnt care about anyone but herself. Money-hungry whore. A Lisa is someone who doesnt know what love is, and never will know. Fake.
dude 1 - 'ey man? You get paid?
dude 2 - yeah, but I took this chick out...all she wanted was my money- man, she was such a Lisa.
dude 1 - aw man that sucks, watch out for them golddiggers.

girl 1- where's your boyfriend?
girl 2- oh he left me for a lisa.
by watchOUTitsME October 27, 2010

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