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A ginger dwarf with a huge arse and a spastic walk. Lisa is a gobshite.
Man: Who's that ginger dwarf over there?

Woman: That's Lisa Kennett.
by SopKen April 08, 2010
 
1.
The name of a girl who is very pretty and is so lovable that boys fall in love with her instantly.
Chick: OMG! DID YOU SEE LISA YESTERDAY?!
Dude: Yeah, I'm like...in love with that chica.
by Emma =] May 27, 2008
 
2.
An intelligent and sexy female with LUSCIOUS physical features. Usually attracts weird guys named David who do absolutely NOTHING for her, but she still remains independent.
That Luscious Lisa...
by lusciouslisa July 10, 2008
 
3.
An extremely smart and sexy female with great hair and a great face. Nice, sweet and generous are words that go along with Lisa. She is funny and giving. Not a slut by any means but does like to have a good time. Always ready to party and her phone is always ringing. She will even fly to another state for a house party. She is self confident and blessed with good genes. She just has it all; all other girls are extremely jealous of her.
I am so jealous you are dating Lisa.
by You know it123 August 31, 2008
 
4.
One of the most popular names for a newborn girl in 1970.
Most Lisas are hot.
"There were 3 hot girls named Lisa in my grade 7 gym class. I didn't know where to look."
by Cycle February 10, 2008
 
5.
Another name for horse face or

long face
Damn that's a long face it must be a Lisa

Hey look at that horse face it must be a Lisa
by Damn bro November 23, 2013
 
6.
A girl that seems like at your first meeting you are her best friend, how sweet she is. She sucks you into her world of " poor victim to all her relationships" all along stabbing you behind her back. Saying the same awful things she says about others to you. Judging everything you say and do. If you are 100 percent on her side about everything she will do break your spirit.
Innocent chick: " I feel so sorry for Lisa, she seems to have it so hard, and her husband is such an jerk, and her friends never call her or understand her stresses, poor Lisa! "
Every X friend : " that Lisa selfish, but you keep her company while we hear her talk shit about you, thanks"

Don't be a Lisa, treat your friends with love and respect, except yourself and other for all that they are. If you can not then let them go and never speak an ill word of them again!
by Strike3 February 09, 2012
 
7.
Though most Lisa's are hot!...this particular type is a fat ugly hoe. She's usually an uneducated baby mama on food stamps and or a failed beautician.
"What's that nasty Lisa bitch doing here. Raggedy ass fat hoe!"
by FoxyNdaDesert July 04, 2012