A wonderful place that sells great liquor like Jack Daniels
for instance. I used to live in a liquor store and would steal the sacred booze, but then I had too much Old Grandad
and went streaking past the manager with a bottle in hand, a 3 ply roll of toilet paper wedged firmly in my anus with some flying out behind, "Spank it
" written on my chest with sidewalk chalk, my hair in a Mr. T mohawk, and then I puked and slipped in it, and was pummelled viciously by a group of bikers. Then they discovered my home underneath the bathroom floor. Now I'm poor and live in a dumpster outside the liquor store, drinking the few drops of alchol filled goodness left in the emptys. Please, if you smell a fishy, rotting apples smell near a liquor store, pass me some. I'm so lonely....and sober.....
Normal people will go to Liquor Stores to buy hard booze (80 proof and up) and then will usually be sissys and drink it with a cola beverage. Drink it straight!
I'm sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo high right now.................................... heeheehee(hiccup).....passs meee anotha 'un billy bob!
Store that sells hard liquor, wine, beer, etc. In most Canadian provinces, they are run by the government. In some provinces, it is colloquially known as the "LC" -- Liquor Commission
Buddy: Wanna come over for some steaks and beer?
Ralph: I need to pick up some beer.
Buddy: Don't worry, I'm making a run to the liquor store. What do you want?
Ralph: Lets split a two-four of Keith's.