When you have a crook guts and your shit turns to liquid and burns your ring on the way out.
guy #1 - Dude, last night i had chilli con carne.
guy #2 - hey that sounds alright
guy #1 - nah man, my gut is killing me, it's a liquid satan. when i got up this morning i sneezed and im still cleaning shit off the walls.
Guy #2 - no way