1. The worst name for a fragrance ever - Karl Lagerfeld's new unisex potion at H&M stores.
The bottle is described as "An elongated glass and metal bottle revealing an amber-hued juice. On the label, a black-and-white photo of the designer, looking relaxed in profile."
2. Any mysterious and inappropriate substance generally found on a NYC subway seat.
1. Wow, you smell great. Thanks, I've doused myself in Liquid Karl.
2. Nobody's sitting in that seat because it's coated in some sort of Liquid Karl.