| 57. | Tony Hawk | ||
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When liquid feces becomes pasted along the rim of a toilet. Similar physics of the brown matter are seen with Tony's wicket skateboarding moves back in the late 1990's. Not to be confused with the "upper-decker" (crapping in the tank) or the "ground-rule double" (crapping on the seat and letting the poop fall in). College student: I ate some Taco Bell, some magic mushrooms, and a bunch of other garbage then pulled a Tony Hawk on the shitter. In retrospect, it was real bad case of the green apple slatters.
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| 58. | poop finger | ||
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A large evacuation of liquid fecal matter closely resembling that of diarrhea but on a more explosive scale. Poop Finger can occur instantly and without conscious thought or decision. Poop Finger is directly caused by someone preparing your food after wiping their ass but before washing their hands. Damn, the dude that prepared my filet-o-fish sandwich at McDonald's must have given me Poop Finger because I've been sneezing out of my ass for the last two hours.
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| 59. | imbible | ||
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Function: verb
Inflected Form(s): im·bib·led; im·bib·ling 1 a: to receive into the mind and retain the notion that everything in the bible is true b: to assimilate or take into your mind the idea that all events in the bible are factual 2: to drink liquid feces — im·bib·ler noun Alcohol is great for escaping reality, but it wears off; so, I imbible instead.
Dude, I got so imbibled last night I had visions of Eve shagging Cain and Abel! You don't have to be an imbibler to question evolution, but it certainly doesn't hurt. |
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| 60. | Bust a Grumpy | ||
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The phrase "bust a grumpy" is used to refer to anything that is excreted through the anus, including both gas and feces. To properly bust a grumpy, one must abide by the following rules:
-Claim that he or she is going to "bust a grumpy" -Excrete something (be it solid, liquid, or gas) from the anus. Tom:"Dude, I'm gonna bust a grumpy!"
Walter:"Oh, no! Wait!" Tom:*Farts* Walter:"Oh, man! Everybody watch out, Tom's bustin' grumpies!" |
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| 61. | corkwater | ||
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1. An excremental condition characterized by an initial firm stool (cork) which is followed by liquid diarrhea (water). 2. A cork of solid poo holding back watery excrement. 3. When a bowel movement consists of both cured and uncured feces. -verb (intransitive verb) 3. To defecate corkwaters. 1. Wendy knew she had a bad case of the corkwaters when she heard a loud splash followed by a continuous flow.
2. In the toilet I saw a wide but short log floating in a sea of brown, Jeremy must had a corkwater before me. 3. I think my colon was a little to eager to release, because I just had a corkwater. 4. That man just corkwatered. |
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| 62. | scours | ||
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Farm talk for diarrea, specifically cattle. That baby calf has the scours.
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| 63. | fast food | ||
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food that races to your asshole as soon as its consumed. bean burritos, whoppers, monte carlos, buffalo wings. usually has so much horse power it transforms from solid to liquid state before the finish line. i need a toilet i just had some fast food.
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