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Lipshitz 

A jew you send to do things you dont feel like doing and/or goof on when you are in a bad mood.
Yo, Lipshitz, go get me a snapple.
Lipshitz by Bobby 2 year April 8, 2010

Gayden Ziebel-Lipshitz 

1. one who leads people on to think that he is straight by paying a hooker to "date" him, but if further research is used one can find pornographic images of her knuckle deep which is evidence that proves that she is a hooker.

2. one who was born a Siamese twin but after surgery, all that remains is an unsightly lump on the back of his neck.

3. one who has an uncanny fondness for Justin Bieber
Dude, you got lumps all over your diseased ass body, you look like a Gayden Ziebel-Lipshitz.

Just cause you hang around that skank doesn't hide the fact that you like it up the rump, ur just incognito like Gayden Ziebel-Lipshitz.

Call me crazy, call me Gayden Ziebel-Lipshitz, call me what you will; but there is just something about Justin Bieber that makes my asshole moist.
Gayden Ziebel-Lipshitz by gaydenz September 17, 2009

Lipshitz 

1. To kill the vibe in a creative process of a painting, song, movie, etc.

2. To overthink a work of art and ruin it's potential
We had something great going but then Bill lipshitzed the track
Lipshitz by frostythekid2005 August 22, 2016

lipshitz 

what you call some asshead's inability to shut the hell up...you know, when someone lets a lot of crap come out of his mouth...
Kid #1: Once, when I was little, I fell off of a tree, I broke my leg and had a cast on it forever, and my sister was really mean to me when I was little. That's probably why I don't trust women, but that's too much information. You probably don't really want to hear about it. Well, I suppose you don't mind. You're a really good listener. I've never met anyone like you.
Kid #2: SHUT UP. What, did you test positive for Lipshitz??
lipshitz by ThisBirdHasFlown April 13, 2005

Lipshitz 

The fat jew had to take a lipshitz
Lipshitz by stm85 August 14, 2007

Lipshitz 

Newest partner in the New Cumberland, PA law firm of Minnich, Minnich, Minnich and Lipshitz.
I got butt-bruised from The Tommy Torpedo Pickle Project and got my respresentation from Minnich, Minnich, Minnich and Lipshitz.
Lipshitz by Poop Shoot Nation September 30, 2006