lipsmacker

An incredibly awesome brand of lipgloss/chapstick that comes in cool flavors such as Dr. Pepper and Crush and Cherry 7-up. They smell good and taste good, thus inducing more guys to kiss you.

Jamie: Liiike ehmagawd!!! I like just got the braaand new Dr. Pepper lipsmacker and it tastes like soooo good!

Michelle: Liiike ehmagawd!! That's like sooo cool-like all of the guys will liiiike want to kiss yo-oh hi Ryan.

Ryan: (says nothing) *Kissing Jamie* *finally gets off*
Jamie: Like, Damn you're like one hell of a kisser
Ryan: So are you-but that lipsmacker helped.

by Phoeeebeee November 9, 2006

lipsmacker

when a guy smacks the girls pussy lips while eating her out..

women, im gonna lipsmack your pussy

by berry January 18, 2004

lipsmacker

when a hairy guy smacks a girls lips together before they hardcore and then a hairpie monster enters the room.

Barry and Hairy lipsmacked many chicks and then got eaten by the hairpie monster

by hairpie January 17, 2004

Lipsmacker

when a girl jumps into the water and lands legs-spread wide, smacking her crotch on the water. also known as "the doucher".

did you see tabatha jump? she totally did a lipsmacker! that must've hurt.

by katsickle July 20, 2009

Lipsmacker

This is a girl who has no substance similar to the popular lip balm brand. These women adapt to the person they are with but have no personality of their own. They're generally very gigglyu and flirty, but cannot respond to questions about their own lives or opinions without getting frazzled.

Do you see the way Stacy's Fawning over that guy? She's such a lipsmacker!

by RockStarZephyr December 1, 2004

Lipsmacking Lush

When something tastes really excellent.

Man: "Have you tried the grilled lamb chops"
Woman: "Oh my gosh, YES, they are Lipsmacking Lush!"

by The real Mrs B June 2, 2010

Lipsmack

To smack a kiss from vagina lips onto something, or someone that makes the lips pucker and leave a vagina kiss mark behind. Opposite of teabagging.

For reference, imagine a hairless cat leaving pucker marks from it's rear end every time it sits on a smooth surface.

I ended up lipsmacking the toilet seat when it was down last night.

Chico fell asleep at the party first, so Oli teabagged him, but Lauren fell asleep next, so I lipsmacked her.

by KatKode3 November 24, 2022