| 1. | Lip-Burn | ||
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When someone fucks the lips of a vagina so hard that the forskin of the penis becomes red and soar in a stinging manner. (Basically feels like a sunburn) Jeff slammed Jane tight pussy so hard that he got lip-burn
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| 2. | Dick-Burn | ||
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the bumps and scrape on the inside of your bottom lip from your teeth from giving head. Hey, she got dick-burn.
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| 3. | Swedish Lip Balm | ||
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Whenever a guy gets a BJ and pulls out right before he comes and uses his dick like a lip balm container and rubs his seed all over the girls lips, ensuring to evenly coat the entire upper and lower lip to guarantee full UV ray protection. Fred gave Sally the ol Swedish lip balm last night because he told her that the moon's rays could "moon burn" her lips and irreparably damage them and she believed him. Fred is such a nice guy, always looking out for people.
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| 4. | Stache burn | ||
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This is a scruff patch left above the upper lip caused by long term spit swappin'. Usually done as an extra marital affair and in broad daylight. Can happen while standing or while sitting on their duff. It usually takes 1-2 hours to develop and then scab over causing a bit of an eyesore. May also cause twitching. Wow I could see her Stache burn from a mile away.
Does she always get stache burns on the weekend? I guess her ball less wonder of a husband has gotten used to the stache burns by now. |
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| 5. | Magic Carpet Burn | ||
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A rash or skin chafing as a result of exposure to the Brillo-like pubic hairs of someone of Middle Eastern descent. "Why won't she blow me?"
"Because she doesn't want to wake up with a magic carpet burn on her upper lip, you dirty towelhead" |
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| 6. | Rashstache | ||
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When a person(most likely female), attempts to remove unwanted upper-lip facial hair with a lotion or chemical remover(like Nair), and either leaves it on too long, or experiences an allergic reaction. Today, I wanted to look really good for my date. I was a little self-conscious, so I decided to use Nair on my upper lip just in case I had a female mustache. Unfortunately, it turns out I'm allergic to Nair. Now I DO have a mustache. A rashstache.
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| 7. | Hand Lip | ||
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A scar on one's hand from a chemical burn, once the wound has healed it resembles a wrinkly pair of lips. A rite of passage for becoming a member of project mayhem. Me and Tyler were making soap, he kissed my hand then poured lye on it. Now I have a hand lip.
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