To be a mess or "messy"
Derived from the argentinian footballer Lionel Messi

A term often used to refer to a toy or model train. Lionel is a company that has been making electric trains for over 100 years. Its name has become synonymous with model trains in America. Lionel is often used as a catch-all term for electric trains, whether they are Lionel brand or not. Most of the time, the term refers to the three-rail "O" and "O27" gauge trains. However, it can refer to any model train.

The best and sexiest person ever. The definition of awesome. Intelligent beyond belief.

To get Lionel (messy) is to get ridiculously drunk and start doing crazy things.

Derives from the name of the Barcelona footballer Lionel Messi.

Messi = Messy.

Is One on the smoothest dudes out right now, faithful,committed,Buck as I don't know what, and knows how to get down with the get down, whatever girl gets him is lucky and ought to feel like there in heaven! He is a god fearing man and knows how to provide. He's pretty much the shit

Used to show a male wishes to have sexual relations with a female. This is due to the 1993 Lionel Ritchie smash hit single All Night Long (All Night), the title elludes to what the male would be doing to said female.

Or "the Monk" due to his birds nest barnet which is currently defying all scientific reasoning with it's miraculous regrowth. This poor misguided City fan is sometimes partial to wine with his lunch, other times partial to Guinness with his lunch. Mostly, though, due to being barred from the local Chinese chippy, he skips lunch altogether and has wine with Guinness. Ruthless with the ladies and will often turn them down with reckless abandon (.....)