Tiger- (walks out of jungle) Dude, you live in a savvanna
Lion- Shut up and bow, slave!
Tiger- (bashes lion with paw, instantly snapping neck) Bitch!
The second largest feline living after the Tiger.
Lions live in a social structure known as a pride. Male Lions have dark shaggy manes and a small brush like patch of fur at the end off their tails.
In comparison with the Stockier more Robustly built Tiger, Lions are slimmer in build and less powerful, but just as deadly to people,. Lions are very regal looking and have earned the right to be called king of the beasts due to their crown like mane and very royal attitude.
Singer + Lion- "Its Your Mistake! We're here to be the ones to succeed!..."
A person: eek, it is a lion, I jolly well hope there is a person who can help me, because there is a lion who will eat me.
Lion: Rawwwwr (Don't worry, I dont eat people, because I don't like them. Thats why I dont eat them.)
A person: I'm not a real person, I'm a woman
Often said to be the king of the jungle but that is one of the most stupid things anyone can say because the lion lives in the savannah not in the jungle.
And to that first guy: the tiger will kick the lion's ass all over the "jungle" (unless the lion comes with his pack)
dad: - Yes, son. And Santa and the Easter Bunny bring him a new crown and balls every year.