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Sex that only lasts for 15 seconds and ends with the guy passing out for a couple hours while the girl makes dinner
"I hate my new boyfriend, we have lion sex, then he really expects to wake up to a dinner"
by Ninjalicious September 25, 2007
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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