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when a gurl pops off her fake nail in the rectum of a blowjob-receiving male

"Shit, Melissa gives great head but she linzzed me the other night, and the nail totally lanced my anus on the way out.... can't stop pooping blood man!"
by linzz April 25, 2007
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