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LinkedIn 

An online forum originally intended for professional people to form links with others that they know and trust professionally in order to further their own and their company’s business interests. LinkedIn was co-founded by Reid Hoffman who was previously Executive Vice President in charge of business and corporate development for PayPal and was launched in 2003. Unfortunately, like so many other things (Urban Dictionary for example), it has been overrun by talentless, self-aggrandising wannabes who have nothing to offer the workplace except copious quantities of bullshit.
Interestingly, Hoffman stated that 27 percent of LinkedIn subscribers are recruiters; perhaps this would explain why using recruiters to solve a staffing problem is usually a complete disaster, they’re so full of their own bullshit they believe everyone else’s.
“Have you heard that Malcolm has put up a profile on LinkedIn? Delusions of grandeur or what!”
“Delusions of grandeur? That fuckwit Heale shouldn’t even have delusions of adequacy!”
LinkedIn by AKACroatalin August 15, 2016
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Walking Linkedin 

People who always talk about themselves or things they've accomplished.
Don't invite Tiffany to the party. She is like Walking Linkedin. Everyone's going to want to leave.
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Yoo fam, Gk got lined my Buckz
Lined by Nk234 June 1, 2020

lined in chalk 

Refers to the chalk line drawn around a corpse in movies. The 'line' idea is mostly fictional, since it contaminates the crime scene investigation, but it serves as more dramatic metaphor for murder.
You better watch how you're talking and where you're walking, or you and your homies might lined in chalk. (Coolio - Gangsta's Paradise)
lined in chalk by Sean H November 15, 2004

tree lined 

when bitches are lined up to get filled by some wood. you say you got bitches tree-lined
Brett:hey dude you getting some pussy?
Mikey: bro i got bitches tree lined. i will be layin the pipe for months.
tree lined by whitey08 June 29, 2011

nigga got lined 

term meaning someone got set up and shot
yo did you hear that nigga got lined ?
nigga got lined by zaddydaee December 19, 2015
to completely shut down opposing hitters in baseball, make them look stupid
Big time Timmy Jim just linced that Dodger, that is his 22nd strikeout of the game.
linced by deehoff October 9, 2010