| 21. | linux | ||
|
Linux's nature is very stable, reliable and secure and opensource, so its easily configurable to suite the needs of the user/organiSation.
Due to these natures linux is best for productive, technical, work. This includes; *Serving *Programming *Hacking Linux is not meant for the "average Joe" that just wants to check his hotmail or someone that wants to see his friends over msn webcam. However, because of the nature of most (all) linux distros developers have made many different kinds of apps and games available to linux. A technical user that understands linux can do the same things you can do on windows (even run windows apps with wine). People that don't understand linux, and have negative comments usually refer to linux distros as versions. They are used to microsoft windows having good and bad versions. Whilst linux is an os kernel developed by people in their free time and not a huge company that decides to release their software for free, with different sites for each version and lots of http and ftp downloads on .edu servers. i
I COULDN'T INSTALL LINUX. WTF IS A KERNEL IMAGE, BARRE.I !??!?. HMMMMM...I'M GOING TO FORUMS AND URBANDICTIONARY AND USE CAPITAL LETTERS AND SWEAR WORDS TO TELL EVERYONE HOW STUPID THE LINUX COMPANY IS. |
|||
| linux images | |||
| 1. | linux | ||
|
If Operating Systems Ran The Airlines...
more...
UNIX Airways Everyone brings one piece of the plane along when they come to the airport. They all go out on the runway and put the plane together piece by piece, arguing non-stop about what kind of plane they are supposed to be building. Air DOS Everybody pushes the airplane until it glides, then they jump on and let the plane coast until it hits the ground again. Then they push again, jump on again, and so on... Mac Airlines All the stewards, captains, baggage handlers, and ticket agents look and act exactly the same. Every time you ask questions about details, you are gently but firmly told that you don't need to know, don't want to know, and everything will be done for you without your ever having to know, so just shut up. Windows Air The terminal is pretty and colourful, with friendly stewards, easy baggage check and boarding, and a smooth take-off. After about 10 minutes in the air, the plane explodes with no warning whatsoever. Windows NT Air Just like Windows Air, but costs more, uses much bigger planes, and takes out all the other aircraft within a 40-mile radius when it explodes. Windows XP Air You turn up at the airport,which is under contract to only allow XP Air planes. All the aircraft are identical, brightly coloured and three times as big as they need to be. The signs are huge and all point the same way. Whichever way you go, someone pops up dressed in a cloak and pointed h... |
|||
| 2. | linux | ||
|
It's just an operating system folks, not a religion. Sure it's an incredibly versatile and stable operating system, but it's not the holy grail.
|
|||
|
|
|||
| 3. | Linux | ||
|
An overblown "Wal-Mart" OS written by programmers who lack the balls and social skills to walk their own dog. How many of these fucks actually own a house, anyway? Suppossed to be an alternative to Windows but is way overrated, has shit for features and a lousy, cryptic GUI. This is how fucked up Linux is: Novell bought SuSE. That's the kiss-of-death. Ask them what their installed base is? BTW...hackers prefer Windows only because it's more prevalent. If Linux's installed base hits decent numbers in maybe the next 20 years, that turdball OS will be picked apart like a dead dog in the desert. The calculator froze up again. Oh, that runs on a Linux kernel.
He just started developing Linux apps and is already asking me to borrow money. I took the IP chains off my laptop and now I can't access my dick. John from Novell emailed again. Just redirect his emails to the Salvation Army, thanks. |
|||
| 4. | Linux | ||
|
An excellent operating system that is more stable than Microsoft's Windows. Good for server use, but not practical for the average (aka home or gamer) user since it isn't compatible with most programs.
Notably used by either people who do know what they're doing, or immature idiots who think they're "l337" because they spited "M$" out of money (and seemingly wrote 90% of the definitions on this word as well). Linux is a good OS, but it's most vocal users are hypociritcal idiots.
|
|||
| 5. | Linux | ||
|
Pronunciation: LIH-nucks or LIE-nucks
more...
1. A reimplementation of the UNIX operating system kernel, written by Linus Torvalds, and distributed for free on the Internet. Linux has acheived remarkable compatibility with UNIX, from the point of view of a programmer compiling his software from the source code. Software originally written for UNIX can usually be compiled to run on Linux with no modifications. Linux binaries cannot run on UNIX systems that don't have Linux compatibility on purpose. Linux can be made to run binaries from SCO OpenServer via the Intel Binary Compatibility Standard (IBCS). Linux is more compatible with UNIX systems that descend from UNIX System V than it is with BSD systems such as FreeBSD. 2. The Linux kernel, bundled with application programs like those that come with UNIX. When these applications are products of the Free Software Foundation, the combination is called GNU/Linux (the G in GNU is pronounced). When the kernel is combined with applications, the result is called a Linux "distribution." Some distributions are commercially sold and have their own brand names. 3. A registered trademark of Linus Torvalds. 4. A religion practiced largely on the USENET newsgroup comp.os.linux.advocacy. The primary ritual of Linux is arguing endlessly with one of two denominations of Linux practitioners: Linux advocates, and Windows advocates, over whether or not Linux is better than Microsoft Windows... |
|||
|
|
|||
| 6. | Linux | ||
|
A computer operating system known primarily for its stability and its involvement with the Free Software and Open Source Software movements. When I ran Windows I had to reboot every day, but since I've switched to Linux I now count my time between reboots in months.
|
|||
| 7. | Linux | ||
|
NOT AN OPERATING SYSTEM!!!!!!!!
Linux is a KERNEL, NOT AN OPERATING SYSTEM started by Linus Torvalds in 1991 at University of Helsinki in Finland. Linux was at first just a hobby for Linus. Linux is free software. It just so happened that just when Linux was getting usable, GNU had everything it needed except a kernel. Thus, people started using Linux with GNU to make a completely free UNIX-like operating system called GNU/Linux. Today Linux and GNU/Linux have come a long way from the early 1990's, although they're still mostly used by geeks. Linux is at version 2.6.xx as of mid 2005.
|
|||


