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1. linus
The male reproductive organ.
He just wants to see other men's linuses.
2. linus
Beauty and royalty. Flaxen haired. Pure example of manhood.
Linus sure is a king among men.
3. linus
Father of the operating system, Linux.
Linus invented Linux.
by eSouth Apr 3, 2005 share this add a video
4. Linus
The penis. Also someone stupid - dumb, someone asking obvious and often nasty, stupid questions. Sometimes saying random and stupid things. Also used to describe someone retarded, and dumb.
Penis example:

Bill: My linus is going through a stage of a lot of jizz.

Idiot example:

Bill: You are such a linus!! Get a life!!

Linus-person: Get a life?? WHY? I live this means i have a life!!

Bill: Ahhh!!

Linus-person: Can i see ur banana!?! I cut my one off but i want to have urs in my bottom.

Bill: I think I'm gonna go home and puke now...
5. linus
when a guy is about to reach their climax, they spit on whoever's back they are fucking, grab a towel or blanket, bust in it and mush the person whom they are fucking in the face with it...
leon forgot to replace the 5hour energy in the cabinet, so while being assfucked, his shemale pulled a linus
6. linus
to knit / crochet - as in the linus club or project linus ( charity that donates knitted blankets to sick kids)
shes such a granny, all she does is linus
want me to teach u to linus
by rachel Jan 27, 2005 share this add a video
7. Linus
A lying jack-ass who thinks he is so totally awesome, when he is a nice guy but then changes when he feels like it.
Don't do a linus